Fred :: essays research papers

There at one time was a planet inhabited by ape manage creatures. ein truth(prenominal) of their tropes were fred. Any managements... one day fred went on an adventure to freds store to demoralize a pack of gingiva. He noticed the employee of the month had the same name as his and he purchased the gum and chewed the inaugural piece. It was grape flavored, freds favorite. On the way home, fred power saw his best friend fred, sitting on a remove with his brown bagged dejeuner which had been packed 3 hours previous by freds mother, fred. So fred went up to his best friend fred, and said, "Ill trade ya a stick of gum for one item in your lunch." Fred agreed to this with much enthusiam. Fred looked finished his friends lunch and found 3 items of interest, a bolongia sandwhich, a golden toothpick, and some guide bark. Freds instinct was to pick the tree bark, but thinking with his head he realized he should choose the bolongia sandwhich. So fred made the wise excerpt a nd headed home with his bolongia sandwhich. He ran home so excitedly just like a monkey should. But as he got to his street, fred street, he saw that there had been a big brush fire that swept through his block and wiped out every matter he held true and dear. It didnt burn his house cumulus or anything but it melted his prized collection of wax figurines which made fred very very sad. Moving on to the next order of business, fred drove his hovercraft gondola to the Secretary of State that day to pick up his customs duty liscence plate which read, FRED, he was on a waiting list for 3 years before he could purchase such a thing due to all the people living on his planet with the first name of Fred. Which is strange because fred isnt all that common a name on other planets. On freds way to the DMV he got stopped by the patrol for speeding in a slow zone. You see, there are no speed limits on this planet, only zones, zones for going fast and zones for going slow, so fred was stoppe d by the guard officer and sat waiting for the police man to give him his ticket, when all of a sudden his hover car ran out of fuel. The fuel for his hover car was interesting because its not radio active or anything, it runs mud, the muddier, the better.